Ah, Friday night. Time to watch some quality comedy, properly encoded into a shiny AVI file. I've heard MPlayer is the be-all-end-all of media players for any platform, and what's more: it's completely free!
Fire it up!
Hm, no full screen. Let's make it full screen!
Duhr. No full screen option in the menu. In fact, no options at all that are in anyway related to the video I'm watching. Let's right click the video, maybe they hid it there. Nope. Nothing. I would've posted a screenshot, but a screenshot of nothing happening isn't very exciting.
So fuck this, let's exit and try another movie-playing application. Click the main window again, and lo! The full screen option appears:
Why there? Really? Doesn't it make sense to you people to integrate this all into one window? Quicktime can do it. Windows Media Player can do it. DivX player can do it. Okay, VLC can't do it, but at least it adds menu items to the viewer window. Why do you have to be retarded, MPlayer?
But hey, why am I complaining? I've found it right? Let's click full screen and see what happens:
Full screen my shiny metal ass! That's the menu bar up top there, and the main window right smack in the middle of my movie! I'll go see what's on TV…
